Moisturizes and exfoliates. Moistfoliates? Exfolurizes?

I said "Good Night" to a coworker, and then automatically said "Sleep Tight" as this is what I say to my kids every night. I am sorry.

Why, world, must you swing the temperature 30 degF and give me migraines? Boooo!

Oh Northern Illinois and your 25 degree F temperature drops. I need to find a cure / preventative for weather swing migraines, this is too much of late!

Trying to put on the "developing for users" hat is hard when I spend a lot of time building databases for migrations. That part of my brain atrophies..

Started tracking my steps to see if I can improve my IT worker sciatica and malaise. It was somewhat embarassing when I thought I'd really had a banner day at 4k, and was quite tuckered out, and then googling revealed that 5k is like the bare minimum for an adult. Well, explains a bit anyways. I've been able to get up to that this week and will try to keep the line!

Fedora 28 fresh install, yay Thunderbolt works!

I've nearly finished filing the backlog of sundry receipts, letters, and papers that has haunted my kitchen countertop for far too long.

Finally defeated the 7-foot-high bushes the previous homeowner planted in the middle of our small backyard!

If you have to ever dig up a tree or really big bush, here is what I learned worked best and cheapest: a folding pruning saw, a large bypass lopper, a 72-inch San Angelo bar, a pick/mattock, a mill file to sharpen the bar and mattock, and a two-by-four to lay down as a leverage point. And, if you're a DB developer like me, band-aids and vaseline, for later.

I had a dream last night wherein I had nose boogers that I could not dislodge and had to attend some event at which they would be visible.

Took a break from social media for the last few months. I didn't like how I was hunting attention from it, in a way that was not helpful to me. I think I can approach it differently with some reframing.

Does anyone have any potassium sorbate or mixed tocopherols I could borrow?

The Uppity Grammar Awards are a real "Who's Whom" of the snobby literary elite.

Rewatching Home Movies.

Melissa: Jason, stop picking your nose!
Jason: Melissa, I'm not *picking* it, I'm *pulling things out of it*.

Knippy boosted

Also reptiles actively hate everyone and the only thing they want is to eat and bask and mate

Birds as pets are kind of terrifying. They don't really want anything to do with people. But they attach to people too. So then they get all jerky and mean and aggressive. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY LIFE

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