today on 'reasons why callum hates doing typography things': non-lining figures

i wish i was better at design stuff so i didnt have to spend an hour looking at fuckin fonts

i moved a chair in my room and the impact on the floor unseated my graphics card

today's Gay Crime Of The Day thats written on the window: "the mortifying ordeal of being known"

my housemate overheard people outside calling our house the gay house because we've written a bunch of gay shit on the window

hypothesis: the best mode of transport to be stranded in is a hot air balloon

points for:
- statistically likely to land in water
- limited fuel therefore at some point you will come back down
- balloon acts as a parachute on descent

points against:
- part of the vehicle is on fire under normal operation
- dubious buoyancy of the basket

hello yes hi i just had to remake 30 fuckin logos for uni

concept: content-aware fill but it's in audition...

oh babey it's summer outside time to put all my apps in Light Mode

@noelle yooooooo okay that's a shout though i'll look into that thanks!! ^^

I want to be a lampie. I want to rig and cable up lights and program them and op them like that's all i want to do that's what i want my job to be and im so so close but nah my body's just here like "nah bro here's a 70 year old's back pain at 22 good luck lifting that flightcase onto the stage"

i just had to drop out of working stagehand for an actual proper band because i keep hurting myself working and then having panic attacks from how much i get hurt lmao????

i got bored watching tasbot but now i kinda wanna see if libtas that the commentator talked about can be used to make a sarsa learnt run of a game tbh

i͎̟̫t̪̳̞ ̠͉̲͉i̤̣̱̺s͈̰̻̜̦̭̲ ̠͙̮̮̥͓͖͕a̮̻̞̼̹̜̩ ͓̰̩̜y̺̙̻̹̙̪̺̰̤e̜̭̬̱̖̻a͙͇̖r̟̟̯̜

911 my boyfriend called me a furry this morning

what the fuck is up i just applied for a phd oops

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