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hello yes hi i just had to remake 30 fuckin logos for uni

concept: content-aware fill but it's in audition...

oh babey it's summer outside time to put all my apps in Light Mode

I want to be a lampie. I want to rig and cable up lights and program them and op them like that's all i want to do that's what i want my job to be and im so so close but nah my body's just here like "nah bro here's a 70 year old's back pain at 22 good luck lifting that flightcase onto the stage"

i just had to drop out of working stagehand for an actual proper band because i keep hurting myself working and then having panic attacks from how much i get hurt lmao????

i got bored watching tasbot but now i kinda wanna see if libtas that the commentator talked about can be used to make a sarsa learnt run of a game tbh

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hello yes hi whats up masto i forgot about here for like months what the fuck is up i got a bf and im not a sad gay anymore

hey yo masto hypothetically if my roof leaked rain water onto my laptop yesterday and completely covered it, how long would i hypothetically have to leave it in rice for?

hypothetically.

Salt Is The Opposite Of Sugar Right So Like If I Just Pound The Same Amount Of Salt As 3 Pop Tart's Worth Of Sugar I Should Be Alright Again Right That's Like Algebra Or Something

Fkin Copernicus Over Here Doing Bare Math

hello yes hi this binch found pop tarts really cheap in town today and i bought them and i didnt realise how much sugar was in them and i just ate 3 of them send help

hello yes hi i did front of house training today and turns out i think i prefer it to being a lampie tbh which is weird because i was hella stressed out during soundcheck

cats like plain crisps

hey hi sup lads i got home from denmark earlier and it was nice there but it took me 16 hours and 5 trains to get home after because my flight home was delayed.

have you ever had to sit in an airport terminal for 5 hours straight with no phone because your battery died in copenhagen during your 4 hour delay there?

shit's bad.

okay but like...
imagine if i WASNT an anxious piece of shit who's close to cancelling their denmark trip because they cant figure out how airports work

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