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i moved a chair in my room and the impact on the floor unseated my graphics card

today's Gay Crime Of The Day thats written on the window: "the mortifying ordeal of being known"

my housemate overheard people outside calling our house the gay house because we've written a bunch of gay shit on the window

hypothesis: the best mode of transport to be stranded in is a hot air balloon

points for:
- statistically likely to land in water
- limited fuel therefore at some point you will come back down
- balloon acts as a parachute on descent

points against:
- part of the vehicle is on fire under normal operation
- dubious buoyancy of the basket

hello yes hi i just had to remake 30 fuckin logos for uni

concept: content-aware fill but it's in audition...

oh babey it's summer outside time to put all my apps in Light Mode

I want to be a lampie. I want to rig and cable up lights and program them and op them like that's all i want to do that's what i want my job to be and im so so close but nah my body's just here like "nah bro here's a 70 year old's back pain at 22 good luck lifting that flightcase onto the stage"

i just had to drop out of working stagehand for an actual proper band because i keep hurting myself working and then having panic attacks from how much i get hurt lmao????

i got bored watching tasbot but now i kinda wanna see if libtas that the commentator talked about can be used to make a sarsa learnt run of a game tbh

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hello yes hi whats up masto i forgot about here for like months what the fuck is up i got a bf and im not a sad gay anymore

hey yo masto hypothetically if my roof leaked rain water onto my laptop yesterday and completely covered it, how long would i hypothetically have to leave it in rice for?

hypothetically.

Salt Is The Opposite Of Sugar Right So Like If I Just Pound The Same Amount Of Salt As 3 Pop Tart's Worth Of Sugar I Should Be Alright Again Right That's Like Algebra Or Something

Fkin Copernicus Over Here Doing Bare Math

hello yes hi this binch found pop tarts really cheap in town today and i bought them and i didnt realise how much sugar was in them and i just ate 3 of them send help

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