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something in my room smells suspiciously like electrical fire

but i cant find it

my touchpad suddenly lost the ability to two finger scroll

im in hell

part of me really wants to volunteer to do tech for pride in the park this year but also like... i kinda wanna actually go to pride instead of working through it

hhhhh

kinda sad sgdq doesnt have an actual sonic block this year how could they do this to me

me at 1am: gonna rewrite my whole site to not use bootstrap anymore

me at 3am: whats html

dont make me rebuild a wordpress multisite from scratch

please

not to moan about things too much i had a surprise 3 hour meeting today about completely rebuilding my uni's student news site from scratch over summer and i just... cannot articulate how much i do not want to do that.

hello hi im 23 in a single digit number of days and im not okay with this

hello hi its 3:14am and im having a panic attack over doing a phd this is fun

today on 'reasons why callum hates doing typography things': non-lining figures

i wish i was better at design stuff so i didnt have to spend an hour looking at fuckin fonts

i moved a chair in my room and the impact on the floor unseated my graphics card

today's Gay Crime Of The Day thats written on the window: "the mortifying ordeal of being known"

my housemate overheard people outside calling our house the gay house because we've written a bunch of gay shit on the window

hypothesis: the best mode of transport to be stranded in is a hot air balloon

points for:
- statistically likely to land in water
- limited fuel therefore at some point you will come back down
- balloon acts as a parachute on descent

points against:
- part of the vehicle is on fire under normal operation
- dubious buoyancy of the basket

hello yes hi i just had to remake 30 fuckin logos for uni

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