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sometimes i like to remember that if martin omalley had won the presidency wed all just be hornily cranking our hogs to his dilfy photo ops instead of freaking out about trump tweets

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brian and ed krassenstien you fucken dorks, where you at

drugs and sex are good and all but have you ever tried mixing the two and achieving a sense of personal validation

just saw a double date that also doubled as a funeral procession

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BOOST to drain one minute from Henry Kissinger's hourglass FAVE for an invite to the funeral afterparty

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Made a fake tweet that I feel captures all of these people in an accurate light:

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bax@bofa.lol I'm still waiting on my appeal, but how do you go about making a new account? twitter has my ip addresses

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