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You know what I hate? Someone who who is so hypervigilant against thought-terminating clichés that they’ll eagerly shut down a conversation on a false positive.

Earlier today I described something as being “like opposing cannibalism on the grounds that we have nothing to serve as a side dish.”

I like my partners the way I like my hierarchies: fluid and ephemeral.

pol, music 

Sheriff of Saturn spacepost 

I just took a DNA test and it turns out I don’t have any.

My next album will be pressed into vinyl, then melted and served in a Mason jar.

This morning I walked down the same street, to the same convenience store, listening to the same music as I did 19 years ago.

trashpost, do not take seriously 

trashpost, do not take seriously 

Inside you are two wolves. If one is dominant and one is recessive then you have a heterozygous allele Ww, and if you breed with another Ww, you both appear to have the dominant wolf but there is a 25% chance of producing a homozygous offspring showing the recessive wolf.

If your offspring shows the dominant wolf trait and they pair with another dominant-presenting allele, calculate the chances that each of your grandchildren will have recessive wolves.

critiquing ourselves 

I feel like lately I’ve been bouncing between letting everything slide and letting everything piss me off, and this is neither fun nor productive.

pol-adjacent trashpost, violence, 90s nostalgia 

Hot take: people who make reaction gifs are manufacturing arms for the global flamewar and should have to pay some kind of reparations.

autismposting, ableism 

general anxiety 

bad mood 

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