roses are red
violets are blue
that’s enough poetry
now let’s screw
“If I wasn't here, nothing would get done!”
“But nothing gets done when you *are* here!”
“True, but when I’m here, the nothing gets done properly!”
One of the best ways to ruin the credibility of any claim is to hire an infamous liar to be the first to voice it.
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I was thinking just now about things like boycotts and crowdfunding and giving to charity and all the other things we’re told to do with our money. And I think it's all a sham. The buying power of the masses is entirely in the hands of a ruling class that decides what to make purchasable, and to whom.
Doctors getting testy with me, lecturing me on how many stomachs “humans” are “supposed” to have…
*edgy voice* Actually, fascists took over America in 1492.
I think I’m going to spend more time here and get away from the tiresome birdsite socialite games.
Every so often I get mad at people who have shitty politics, and I have to remind myself that I once did fan porn for the Unfunny Gryphon.
“You know what’s depressing? I do all these furry commissions, but I can’t afford to have my own fursona drawn.”
“I hear Kobi LaCroix’s rates are super cheap. Why not commission him?”
“But, doctor, I am Kobi LaCroix!…also, you’re a vet, so why are we even discussing this?”