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I've noticed cars have this button that makes all illegal parking spots legal! Very clever.

@kornel when you press it it literally launches you out of your seat

@kornel thats the button that turns your car into a bike. Allowing you free reign on all paths.

@kornel Also it magically repairs and enables the malfunctioning side lights of BMWs and Audis. 20+ years in the making and BMW and Audi still can't make them work reliably.

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