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thinking about how old biblical stories are basically bronze age black mirror

sodom and gomorrah: "what if cities...but too much"
tower of babel: "what if monumental architecture...but too much"
shadrach, meshach and abednigo: "what if smelting furnaces...but too much"

@Heyitsradny onan is what if touch penis, but too much

i got my patriarchs mixed up though, abraham is what if penis, but too much

@kotep ah fuck ur right

Moses is what if hallucinate, but too much

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