GOD DAMN that’s the second time I’ve had someone try and unlock my apartment door.

why did trump have to ruin mario kart for me

A VA-11 HALL-A SEQUEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA N1RV Ann-A AAAAA

upgrading from bad pass to good pass in my wallet

BOSS: so how does imports look today
ME: uhhh, got 3 today, one is from AR-Kansas but they haven't sumbitted a file
BOSS: [stifles laugh]
ME: ITS HABIT, AMERICA EXPLAIN
BOSS: I miss Vine.

did anything kingdom hearts happen yet

Dang Mariah’s GTFO with Porter Robinson is a BOP

2019 has Pokemon and Animal Crossing now. Its gonna be wild.

i had more coworkers who liked this when it was originally shown…. sad….

hello yes i’ll be a hot daddy robot pilot thanks

holy crap cities skylines frame rate looks BAD.

i feel bad for that girl wiping out on the bike

COWORKER: [walking with another person out the door]
ME: where are you kids going
COWORKER: getting some grub, doghouse
ME: hm
COWORKER: wieners, man. wieners. You cravin some wieners?
ME: not at the moment no, it's still work hours
COWORKER 2: [choking and laughing]

I too want to capture all the legendary birds and go to Fire Island with the gays

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