crow ✅ @kryptidkid@mastodon.social
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Joined Dec 2018
YO GO FOLLOW ME AT @cottagecore IF U WANNA KEEP TALKING TO ME!! IM NOT GONNA DELETE THIS ONE BUT IM NOT GONNA BE ACTIVE HERE!! THANK U FOR UNDERSTANDING!!!!
@Gayest how do I @ everyone tell me ur secrets damnit
yo someone show me how to @/everyone bc I have an announcement
yall out here talking abt worm on a string and just sleepin on these guys huh
if ur wondering, Interface by u m a m i is the super niche interest. if any of yall would watch it and talk to me abt it I would die for u
me?? talking abt my very niche interest? it's more likely than you'd think
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some bitch: oh so youre selectivly mute?
me:
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ferris is eating like an entire pound of grapes
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Ive eaten like SO MANY grapes tonight im gonna cry theres so many
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Some of These Grapes Are Getting So Raunchy They Taste Like Wine
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is. is ferris getting drunk on main
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mainly the cgi/animation would be updated but mr. electric would stay exactly the same
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vsauce micheal here, what if i were in your walls?
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i just got hit with a horrible wave of sadness. at least i can use memes to plug up the wound
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weirdly specific superpowers i wish i had:
-the ability to lose all of my hair (and grow it back) instantly so i can say "wig"
-shapeshifting but ONLY a lil bit just to change the super small details about myself little by little until my friends look at me and i have an elephant trunk
-to power to make my voice sound extremely bass boosted
-i want 2 summon music to play in the background as i walk into a room. my own personal theme song if u will
-etc
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find me fighting the chupacabra behind tim horton’s at 2pm
yeah, that’s right: fuck da police, I fight cryptids at any hour, any day
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All my toots are either absolute dumbassery or lonely gay shit
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moooom! goku’s on the front lawn again!
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rich people stupid
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local holy being || minor || they/them || welcome to the church of the one true god @gayest
Joined Dec 2018
