YO GO FOLLOW ME AT @cottagecore IF U WANNA KEEP TALKING TO ME!! IM NOT GONNA DELETE THIS ONE BUT IM NOT GONNA BE ACTIVE HERE!! THANK U FOR UNDERSTANDING!!!!

yo someone show me how to @/everyone bc I have an announcement

yall out here talking abt worm on a string and just sleepin on these guys huh

if ur wondering, Interface by u m a m i is the super niche interest. if any of yall would watch it and talk to me abt it I would die for u

me?? talking abt my very niche interest? it's more likely than you'd think

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ferris is eating like an entire pound of grapes

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Ive eaten like SO MANY grapes tonight im gonna cry theres so many

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Some of These Grapes Are Getting So Raunchy They Taste Like Wine

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@Butches

mainly the cgi/animation would be updated but mr. electric would stay exactly the same

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vsauce micheal here, what if i were in your walls?

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i just got hit with a horrible wave of sadness. at least i can use memes to plug up the wound

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weirdly specific superpowers i wish i had:
-the ability to lose all of my hair (and grow it back) instantly so i can say "wig"
-shapeshifting but ONLY a lil bit just to change the super small details about myself little by little until my friends look at me and i have an elephant trunk
-to power to make my voice sound extremely bass boosted
-i want 2 summon music to play in the background as i walk into a room. my own personal theme song if u will
-etc

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find me fighting the chupacabra behind tim horton’s at 2pm
yeah, that’s right: fuck da police, I fight cryptids at any hour, any day

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All my toots are either absolute dumbassery or lonely gay shit

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