KTamas @ktamas@mastodon.social

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Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

we've had two people so far who clearly thought the "XOXO" movie on Netflix was a documentary, and they want to party until they drop

what if: git but distributed instead of centralized 🙃

Q: HOW DID AEROSMITH ADVERTISE THEIR NEWEST ALBUM

A: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PROMOOOOOOOOTIOOOOON

He's not your man. He's Proto-Indo-European. https://t.co/ZZuwtmCnSe #linguistics

So the Avengers… avenge? That’s what they do? Couldn’t they be a tad more proactive?

I've been feeling a lot of existential dread lately around the future of the Mac as capital C computer with the coming of Marzipan. I'm glad to have old mac stalwarts like @brentsimmons@twitter.com around to put my feelings in perspective. http://inessential.com/2019/04/23/freedom

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I love bookstores that are basically dangerous

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

"Your wouldn't download a pa—” *holds finger to earpiece*

I wish all promoted tweets were like this

It goes without saying, but:

Fuck DRM.

I wish there was some way to convey to people who look sad when I don't remember their name, that I sometimes forget my *family's* names. I just spent five minutes panickedly trying to remember two of my favorite people's first names, and blithely referred to somebody I know super-well as Sebastian, when he's actually a Sylvester.

Well I just loudly pointed out at a conference at the MIT Media Lab "we're in the building that murdered Aaron Swartz" so things are going great