KTamas @ktamas@mastodon.social

what if: git but distributed instead of centralized 🙃

Q: HOW DID AEROSMITH ADVERTISE THEIR NEWEST ALBUM

A: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PROMOOOOOOOOTIOOOOON

He's not your man. He's Proto-Indo-European. https://t.co/ZZuwtmCnSe #linguistics

So the Avengers… avenge? That’s what they do? Couldn’t they be a tad more proactive?

I've been feeling a lot of existential dread lately around the future of the Mac as capital C computer with the coming of Marzipan. I'm glad to have old mac stalwarts like @brentsimmons@twitter.com around to put my feelings in perspective. http://inessential.com/2019/04/23/freedom

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I love bookstores that are basically dangerous

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

"Your wouldn't download a pa—” *holds finger to earpiece*

I wish all promoted tweets were like this

It goes without saying, but:

Fuck DRM.

I wish there was some way to convey to people who look sad when I don't remember their name, that I sometimes forget my *family's* names. I just spent five minutes panickedly trying to remember two of my favorite people's first names, and blithely referred to somebody I know super-well as Sebastian, when he's actually a Sylvester.

Well I just loudly pointed out at a conference at the MIT Media Lab "we're in the building that murdered Aaron Swartz" so things are going great

Welcome to my TED Talk, "If You Cut Up Hot Peppers For Dinner, It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Washed Your Hands After, You Still Have To Be Careful When You Take A Piss"

somebody please make a bot called No Context Yule Log that's just a bunch of random screencaps from a yule log vid

book idea: seven habits of highly effective nuns