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Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

uspol, historic, nytimes 

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dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

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we've had two people so far who clearly thought the "XOXO" movie on Netflix was a documentary, and they want to party until they drop

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what if: git but distributed instead of centralized 🙃

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Q: HOW DID AEROSMITH ADVERTISE THEIR NEWEST ALBUM

A: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PROMOOOOOOOOTIOOOOON

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So the Avengers… avenge? That’s what they do? Couldn’t they be a tad more proactive?

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I've been feeling a lot of existential dread lately around the future of the Mac as capital C computer with the coming of Marzipan. I'm glad to have old mac stalwarts like @brentsimmons@twitter.com around to put my feelings in perspective. inessential.com/2019/04/23/fre

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@annika yeah, that's fair. I myself use it for work but only occasionally, I can't justify its cost either.

@annika lol this is just pathetic and I bet it’s legal fiction as well

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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"Your wouldn't download a pa—” *holds finger to earpiece*

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