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🔷✳️🍌 Dumb Jokes 🍌✳️🔷

🦉What sits up a tree and goes "Aaaaaah"? An owl with a speech impediment.

🕒Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

🐄Why don't cows wear flipflops? Because they lactose.

🧻Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
To get to the bottom.

🐱A cat swallowed a ball of wool. She had a litter of mittens.

💻What is the computer’s favorite food? Microchips.

🧼I used to suffer from soap addiction, but I’m clean now.

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saw this little face staring at me from the bottom of my vanilla creme cookie sandwich bag

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かっぱによるかっぱのかっぱ巻き…🤔

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半周回して観察させていただきました。
Half Round.
2019/10/01, Sticking To The Window Glass.
#frog

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