Kyle Bronsdon @kylebronsdon@mastodon.social

The Cat Who Licked Plastic Bags
#caturday

I've ordered two more Virginia-dominant blends to sample but, if they bite me like the rest, I'm perfectly happy being a burley guy. #pipesmoking

#insurrection

https://nitter.net/lhfang/status/1351956285122482184#m

My new friends.

$740 billion military budget.

Imagine the carnage if this was a multicultural mob demanding Medicare for all.

Every one of these "progressive" "representatives" voted for 80-year-old Nancy Pelosi's 4th term as the single person who decides what even gets a vote in the house, no strings attached. It's her 17th term there. #ForceTheVote got over 41K signatures. No help is on the way. It's time for https://peoplesparty.org

Motivation

I order mine "medium", which is just at the line where your adrenal glands start reacting to a possibly life-threatening situation. It's medium HOT, otherwise it would be called Nashville style spicy chicken. It's not, it's hot chicken. And I think the level they nailed at this popup restaurant afterhours at a car wash is the sweet spot just short of an avoidance survival reaction where it becomes some kind of obsession.

I've lived with enough dogs and cats in my life that, when someone mentions how intelligent they are, I think I'm qualified as well as entitled to ask "compared to what?" #caturday

In case you were wondering what's up with the green bean casserole, this is how a serious foodie does it: Cream o' shroom from scratch with real onion rings and fresh green beans. #Thanksgiving

You know that creepy cult style of art you see in, like, copies of the Bhagavad Gita they give out at the Krishna temple? Or the laughing Jesus? The official art of North Korea? "The Republican Club" by Andy Thomas?

BURN IT ALL DOWN

AP Explains: The election result may be delayed. That's OK.

Patience, America. We may not know who won the presidential election on Tuesday night. And if so, it does not necessarily mean anything is broken, fraudulent, corrupted or wrong....

https://apnews.com/article/election-result-may-be-delayed-ap-d9208787554db4c4575579f6b75a7cde

#nosferatoot

It's official, the world has gone stark raving mad.

"My Resignation From The Intercept

The same trends of repression, censorship and ideological homogeneity plaguing the national press generally have engulfed the media outlet I co-founded, culminating in censorship of my own articles."

https://greenwald.substack.com/p/my-resignation-from-the-intercept

The list of registered write-in candidates comes out tomorrow.

improvement

My opinion of this election is NSFW

Fishsticks with a side of fishsticks

Kicking off in just a few hours!

https://peoplesconvention.org/