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hey fun fact, im over on twitch at twitch.tv/lady_lumb

i stream just whatever game im playing at the time, on an irregular schedule, but y’all should drop me a follow if ya wanna :)

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im still getting followers over here for some reason so, friendly reminder, I'm actually over at dragon.garden now @lady_lumb uwu

Alrighty friends, I've moved on over to @lady_lumb so if you wanna keep following me, that's the account to do it on :)

If ya don't mind, I'd appreciate boosting this so ppl can find me again <3

im still getting followers over here for some reason so, friendly reminder, I'm actually over at dragon.garden now @lady_lumb uwu

Alrighty friends, I've moved on over to @lady_lumb so if you wanna keep following me, that's the account to do it on :)

If ya don't mind, I'd appreciate boosting this so ppl can find me again <3

friendly reminder that the mastodon elephant is canonically agender

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so i guess you could say their gender is... irrelephant

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seinfeld kramer looks like he'd be able to perfectly replicate the tim allen noise

Batman is a cop. But also he's a billionaire. When we guillotine him we have to sew his head back on and guillotine him again I don't make the rules

waiting for somebody to call me on using the tag on the wrong day so i can call them a time cop

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@lady_lumb rolling up to the bar with 23 knuckles spelling out my name in 3D implants, allowing me to rubber stamp my whole name onto any surface large enough

i need transhumanism so that the arbitrary character limit on knuckle tattoos can be lifted

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