i remember when Rob Krar won his first Leadville i was 34 and just getting into stupid long endurance stuff myself and was like wow this old dude gives me so much hope and here he is at 41 winning it again and now i'm not allowed to skip the tempo run i'm dreading today because i "don't feel completely 100%" instagram.com/p/BmrCcdfHUPC/?t

hbd to the intern i briefly worked with 8 years ago whose birthday is still in my calendar because i connected it to Facebook once, a website i've long since quit, isn't the internet good

@buzz [wakes up] [rubs sleep from eyes] ah let's see what's tootin' on the little chicken farm

@mathowie i would pay twice that to use Instagram and not also be using a Facebook property

@johnholdun one star to this toot (but that’s all they allow me)

@casey well now she's late for her free tech support consultation so i just texted her to let her know i need to leave here at 3 sharp for a camping trip and she replied that she's in San Francisco today (?) but then i went outside just now and saw her doing dishes at her sink???? this is going to turn into a stephen king movie at any moment

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extremely rude to sell a 12-pack sampler and make 3 of them a blood orange ipa!!!

seems to be a nearly perfect 1:1 ratio here between old-timers tooting "hey noobs, here's a tip for tooting on mastodon: stop tooting about mastodon" and other old-timers tooting "WELCOME to mastodon noobs, allow me to tell you how this website works" which maps quite nicely to the early days on birdsite when half the time people would be tooting "stop telling us you're eating lunch" and then the other half of the time going into extravagant detail about a sandwich

one thing i'm learning about aging is that apparently a very "late thirties" thing to do is to go out to a bar and think you're really cutting loose and getting massively fucked up when in reality all you've done is order a third beer and then go home and go on an online "shopping spree" in which you order a very modest amount of new winter clothes because you are very careful never to carry too much of a balance on any of your cards, and yet somehow this all feels like a totally unhinged rager

@keithcalder @keithcalder see this is another thing i love about mastodon is how it _says_ i'm following 38 people but in reality i'm just following 7 people on average 5.4 times each

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