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hi my name is Larry Csonka (no relation) I’m 65 years old and I live in beautiful Omaha, Nebraska with my wife Helen and my son Jeffrey (38). I have 5 children, (Jeffrey, Michael, Denise, Larry Jr, Helen Jr) and 2 grandchildren (Spencer (7) and Amelia (5)). Retired from Union Pacific and now I like to fish! Living the dream. I and I have a sign in my yard that says “Resign, sir!”

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Step off Eugene!!

Jeffrey tells me I should toot more if I want people to follow my account, but Helen says she’s had enough of my toots over the course of 41 years of wedded bliss!! 😂

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

I don't understand why we call it 'politics'.

'Poli' means 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' are bloodsucking creatures.

Ok wait actually now that makes sense! 🤔

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

Feeling under the weather after getting the flu shot yesterday!! Vaccine injury??? 💉 😈 🤔

This is why I use the mastodon app on my personal computer!! Better for your back!! 😂

Sure could use some of that "global warming" today!! ❄️

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