Wife: why haven’t you done, the dishes??
Husband (still wearing fishing clothes, holding pole): I’m more of an “ideas guy”!!

Disney PLus? No thanks!! The only "streaming plan" I'm worried about was given to me by my urologist!!

just remembered that Tofurky and the ACLU are suing the state of Arkansas because they made it illegal to call food a veggie burger.

@jackdaw_ruiz yeah, because a burger is made of meat!! Just call it a hockey puck and move on!! 😂 😂 😂

@checkervest I went ahead and sent in a couple more.... thanks for the encouragement!! 😎

@Quixote171 well, what he does with my kindness isn't up to me, Justin!! 😉

@Quixote171 the closer it gets to Christmas (The Season of Forgiveness) the more I give a little "leeway" to Randy...

@Quixote171 Thanks Justin!! Helen says I do my best work off the top of my head!!

Inside a diner, a young guy is at the counter talking to a waitress, “What do you mean no avocado toast?!”

In the foreground, two plugger dogs sitting at a table, they have a plates with lots of bacon and eggs. “Pluggers know that nothing beats a classic”

@checkervest I'm only submitted one so far (I didn't post it here!) because I'm not sure of the protocol!!

@checkervest thanks Alex!! I hope Gary chooses to use one for his comic strip!! 😎

A millennial holding the controller of their lawnmower drone with a confused look on their face because the drone has not been controlled well (the lawn looks bad).

A Plugger sits next to his lawn that is really well mowed with a classic push mower. He’s got a lemonade to drink and is very relaxed.

Wife: why haven’t you done, the dishes??
Husband (still wearing fishing clothes, holding pole): I’m more of an “ideas guy”!!

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