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don't you dare talk to me, a veteran of the Instance Wars of 2017, like that

you see that badge? :mastodon:
I lost good enbies in that war, kiddo.

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Imagine unironically using the words "knowledge economy" and not immediately having your head implode from the sheer levels of libertarian stupidity

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babies have two modes:
:mario_flop: holy shit, this fucking sucks
:mario_awe_reverse: damn, this rules, I'm chilling

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God I wish literally any job search site could tell the difference between electrical work and electronics work

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impeachment hearing shit is going to be like game of thrones being on tv again: i get it you like to imagine shit being different but pick a better fantasy. read ursula leguin, get into epstein brain, buy a sword, fuck it dude get into astrology i dont give a shit

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here's a take. tacking "Karen" on to the end of your bland joke didn't make it funnier. half the time it made it worse and now that we all stan the best Karen on here it is illegal.

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excited to announce my new role as podcast critic for the new york times

Job hunting -- 

Welp, I've run out of first-choice job positions to apply for, and only one place has even looked at my resume so far. Time to start getting sad and scrounging

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I'm up too late listening to Pinegrove: the Laser story

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hi new users!! i'm not sure how to reach a large amount of you other than having this post on the local timeline.

i'm a moderator here!
when reporting someone, doing it once is fine. real humans are handling your reports, and reporting someone multiple times adds to the workload!
also, when you do report someone, please add an explanation as to why you're reporting them. you can also add specific toots that you believe break our CoC, which you can find here: mastodon.social/about/more

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I applied for three jobs today, I refuse to fill out a website that asks for the information in my resume. You do not value my time.

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dude you're acting like a freakin sausage right now.... you're on your wurst behaviour

I had a professional do my resume last time and it looks and reads fucking great, but there are so many weird invisible tables and formatting things that it makes it essentially impossible for me to edit. I'm thinking about paying someone to format it for me and it makes me feel ten million years old.

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