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GOOGLE IS 90s MICROSOFT.

It has all the same incentives and is doing all the same things.

twitter.com/stevefaulkner/stat

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@gabek Let's see.

> features that only work within a single silo

Wrong, polls federate.

> Why?

Because it's the 6th most requested feature and Misskey already has them

> Then everybody, everywhere has to build support for them, too, to be compatible

Misskey already has them

> Just because @Gargron wants to be like Twitter.

Pee pee poo poo

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windows: how likely is it that you recommend windows to a friend 1-10
people: people dont recommend OS's to each other during normal conversations lol
linux users: hi

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Every time I think my code will function the first time I run it, god deletes a i++ to punish me for my hubris

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Telling a depressed person to "get over it" is the mental equivalent of telling a paralyzed person to "walk it off".

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There is something so satisfying about writing a good bash script.

I have 3 rokus in my house. The pihole on my network blocks thousands of request per day from them trying to 'phone home' what the fuck are they logging?

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My 11yo just played her first official basketball game. They lost 36-0 (it was actually more but they stopped counting at 36) but I loved every second of it.

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pessimist: the s3 bucket is half empty

optimist: the s3 bucket is world-readable and not encrypted

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The fediverse but every time someone deletes their facebook account it goes faster

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Accessibility is like high school sex:

Everyone talks about it, nobody knows how to do it right, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, and so everyone says they're doing it

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@Dathon Q, his patience tried. Picard, his attendance lacking. Riker, with many women.

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Mine was the Atari XE computer. It came with a book of simple BASIC programs. I spent hours typing them in and watching what happened with delight. It was my first experience with programming.
mastodon.social/media/-AqEn1go

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AMENDMENT: The English rule for infixing "fucking" is that it must go after the first syllable.
Examples:

in-fucking-credible
fan-fucking-tastic
mag-fucking-nificent
etc.

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Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code

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