Jeremy Law @lawjeremy@mastodon.social
Fullstack software developer, Gamer, Canadian 🇨🇦
Joined Apr 2017
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tfw internet is so broken that pornhub is one of the more sensible companies out there
Screenshot from 2019-05-05 17-5…
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GOOGLE IS 90s MICROSOFT.
It has all the same incentives and is doing all the same things.
https://twitter.com/stevefaulkner/status/1118653831234105345
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@gabek Let's see.
> features that only work within a single silo
Wrong, polls federate.
> Why?
Because it's the 6th most requested feature and Misskey already has them
> Then everybody, everywhere has to build support for them, too, to be compatible
Misskey already has them
> Just because @Gargron wants to be like Twitter.
Pee pee poo poo
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windows: how likely is it that you recommend windows to a friend 1-10
people: people dont recommend OS's to each other during normal conversations lol
linux users: hi
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Every time I think my code will function the first time I run it, god deletes a i++ to punish me for my hubris
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Telling a depressed person to "get over it" is the mental equivalent of telling a paralyzed person to "walk it off".
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There is something so satisfying about writing a good bash script.
@gingerrroot why? did I miss something?
I have 3 rokus in my house. The pihole on my network blocks thousands of request per day from them trying to 'phone home' what the fuck are they logging?
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@jonw@mastodon.technology
I watched it last night. It was great. Im still surprised at how much I like those movies.
My 11yo just played her first official basketball game. They lost 36-0 (it was actually more but they stopped counting at 36) but I loved every second of it.
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pessimist: the s3 bucket is half empty
optimist: the s3 bucket is world-readable and not encrypted
@pixelfed sweeet. when is this going to be released?
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The fediverse but every time someone deletes their facebook account it goes faster
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Accessibility is like high school sex:
Everyone talks about it, nobody knows how to do it right, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, and so everyone says they're doing it
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@Dathon Q, his patience tried. Picard, his attendance lacking. Riker, with many women.
Fullstack software developer, Gamer, Canadian 🇨🇦
Joined Apr 2017
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