Fuck the patriachy etc etc. God saw all that He had made, and behold, it was a monad
Mr Meow found some milk at the bottom of my cereal bowl. Had fun chewing on a stray cheerio
Ok so are empty toots meant to be a thing? @Support I guess?
One day I will learn to correctly portion pasta so I don't end up eating the planned meal and then another random bowl of plain pasta.
But not today.
Should set up an alarm clock based on the proportion of recent toots that are in French
"Dear engineering, we want to make sure you are investing in your personal development."
um I thought maybe _you_ might invest in _my_ personal development?
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