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β€œi may have a bod for sin, but i have the memory of an adult elephant”

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abt me post:
Hi! I’m Lisa and I’m 26 years old! I’m a dumb lil lesbian with the cutest damn gal on this planet @lesbianhacker. I’m a receptionist and I am trying to figure out what I wanna do with the rest of my life. I mostly talk about about how much I love my gf, my poor mental health, work, sex, and some other dumb things. I also talk politics sometimes but not often. Let’s be friends!

***Please don’t follow me if you are under 18, and my preference is for 21+ because of my own age***

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I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

how about i nap for the rest of my work day in my car instead of going back in 5 minutes?

literal shit post 

sonic is a class traitor and knuckles is the prol hero we need

sonic is a class traitor and knuckles is the prol hero we need

criticism of a meme, violence against trans people 

literal shit post 

Slavery - quite possibly the worst take I've ever seen. 

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

The local goat sanctuary posted this picture and its SO CUTE IM DYING

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