the funniest part of this is jessica didn’t even realize i had sent horny in the first message 😂

selfie, semi-lewd underwear pics, boost + 

my neighbors after i listen to kill the rich by anti-flag five nights in a row

idk why but universal experiences like this make me scream gjekwksls

awful... this is what happens when you live in an area full of conservatives who can’t let go of the Good Old Days When We Helped Make A Bomb To Drop On Japan Which Was Justified No Matter How Many Pieces Of Evidence Come Forward That It Wasn’t

vegetarians cancelled for calling a vegetarian chili recipe a chili con carne recipe

the fact that this flimsy old clumsy bitch has two feet on the table and two on the arm of a rolling chair and didn’t fall is a testament to the will of god

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