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awful, i slammed my forehead into the corner of a shelf

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sex is great and all but getting hair in your mouth when you go to make out is always a fun repeat activity every time

gotta go to work in 40 minutes god rip. i hope they leave my schedule alone next week cuz three days off then only working three then three more off because i requested the 28th off so five on three off three on three off which is a very horny and sexy schedule

i decided to put honey instead of creamer in my coffee cuz of the omega-3s in creamer and honestly it’s not too bad i’ll probably continue doing it

i haven’t had my coffee yet... elmer i need my morning coffee to fuck post

Americans need to resist as long as they are alive. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.

ok who keeps yelling through my mail slot that i need to shut my fuck???

i refuse to dress entirely practical for a hike, i wanna wear something kinda spicy but still mostly trail appropriate...

anyways i got our six month off and i’m looking up good spring trails that are scenic that are within 3 hours... wanna smooch my gf in the mountains like a proper lesbian

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