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Linus Lewandowski @lew21@mastodon.social

Just to confuse the namespace out there, I think I'll invent a programming language called "Full Stack"

Q: Why do anarchists only do functional programming?

A: They want to abolish the state, obviously.

@lupine

omfg

"In fact, after two days, it was clear that this was going to be the worst job I had ever had. I installed Lynx, a text-only web browser that basically looks like a DOS [disk-operating system] window. No images, just monospaced text on an endless black background. My absentminded browsing of the internet now appeared to be the work of a skilled technician, the web browser a terminal into which diligently typed commands signalled my endless productivity."
#lynx

The is coming!

April 26, was a remarkable day in the history of European politics. Progressive political forces from across the continent gathered in Lisbon ️to advance their common European agenda ahead of next year’s European Parliament elections. Be part of the change diem25.org/join

Here's what happened: diem25.org/european-spring-the

Did a 15min talk at on how completely fscked technology is.

Slides: rys.io/static/make-technology-

Script: rys.io/static/make-technology-

Yes, I did sip from a flask on-stage at slide 49 (screen).

Yes, I need to set-up HTTPS on my blog. ;)

"OTOH, OpenSSL wanted concrete evidence of exploitability." <- folks, this is not what security researchers want to hear. Fixing the vulnerability will result in a better product. Just do it, if even just for code correctness sake.

In this particular case, it took the researchers around a year-and-a-half to come up with a PoC, leaving everyone insecure for that entire time (and longer as it takes time for people to patch.)

seclists.org/oss-sec/2018/q2/5

Hey people with ties to Poland, I'd like to rent a room or a flat for approx the month of May (totally flexible dates). Anywhere really, but starting to think Gdansk/Sopot/Gdynia would be pretty nice.

Any leads and retoots appreciated :)

(it would be amazing to find a place on here instead of a f***b**k group)

cc @rysiek @czesiekhaker

Fidesz, tak jak PiS, dostał w wyborach mniej niż 50% głosów. Jednak - w wyniku antyobywatelskich ordynacji wyborczych - obie partie rządzą absolutnie, bez poszanowania prawa i większości.

How #Uber has lost a customer:

I’ve received a renewed debit card and wanted to update it in the application. It hasn’t allowed me to remove the old card (despite it had already expired) because of it being the only payment method. I’ve then tried to add the new card first, but… the application has prohibited this because the new card has the same number as the old one.

For some time I’ve been using #Taxify then (if available in a particular city).

#transport

Yay, właśnie dostałem 3dniowego bana na Fejsie :D

Więc niestety Mastodon ma całkiem spory problem. Posty z hashtagami nie są widoczne na wszystkich instancjach - tj. jeśli ja coś napiszę na mastodon.social z hashtagiem , to np. @TeddyDD już niekoniecznie to zobaczy.

Dodanie funkcjonalności grup ma swój issue na GitHubie - github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/ - ale nie ma niestety wysokiego priorytetu. Nie chce ktoś zrobić pull requesta? :P

Wow, ktoś zrobił klona UI Twittera działającego z Mastodonem! social.dev-wiki.de/login/

@saper Kiedyś też omijałem Google'a na wszelkie sposoby, miałem własny serwer poczty, własny serwer XMPP, Jollę z Sailfishem zamiast Androida, kombinowałem z Bingami zamiast Google Search.

Potem mi przeszło. Życie jest za krótkie żeby je sobie utrudniać.

Postanowiłem złożyć hold lenny Goglowi, i teraz używam tak wielu ich usług jak to tylko możliwe. I jest to bardzo wygodne.

Trochę szkoda niezależności - ale póki większość społeczeństwa wybiera gigantów, opór jednostkowy prawie nic nie daje.

Good news everyone, failure isn't proprietary

W sumie przydałyby się SaaSowe instancje Mastodona, coś jak G Suite. Wolałbym być linus@lew21.net niż lew21@mastodon.social.

Niniejszym otwieram mastodonową wersję "Jak będzie w Maszynie Turinga"