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on my way to work one day I heard someone shout 'FAGGOT' at me.
I turn around & its a person around 15/17 years old, standing across the road.

without much thought I said 'oh yeah? well at least I don't have java installed on my computer...'

the person didn't know what to say & walked off in utter confusion. I continued on to open up the shop, which was only a few steps from where this happened - laughing for the rest of the day. it was also sunny, so double bonus.

game of thrones Show more

I won't give away what is happening in GOT. But jesus fucking nipple christ, thru out season 8 all I've been doing is going:
'what... the... fuck... Why are you saying this & why are you doing this you stupid shit brick. Thru this entire thing you have been the voice of reason & person that has made the most sense & things are too out of character'

In ways I've enjoyed this season. But writing has just been weird.
This last season should have had a few extra episodes, just to make things easier

1984 war nicht als Anleitung gedacht.

RT @JamieJBartlett@twitter.com

I can’t believe what I’m seeing! While running a facial recognition pilot, one man (understandably imho) covered himself up. The police forced him to show his face (& then fined him for disorderly conduct). This is dangerous & terrifying.

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Funnily last night after problems with my ankle. Got back & finally had food. I started to go into anaphylactic shock.
I only had hummus & chips. This was co-ops own stuff. I triple check things.
Luckily just really ill, eyes swelled & stomach & chest were awful.
Didnt go to the hospital, needed to go to another the next. been down this path before.
Once back I WILL be doing an email about my concerns to the co-op.

Twat knuckle. Was down for something else & have other shite. Quite funny really

stupid twat ankle Show more

awful leg image Show more

yo what's up my '4am waking up crew'

think ill get some coding done & tutorials prepped for this afternoon

finished fifty shades. all three of them.
let me give you a one sentence review of all three

'devoid of emotion on a rollercoaster of ineptitude'

RT @LordBuckethead@twitter.com

BREAKING NEWS: Since so many have begged me to run against Nigel Farage in the EU Parliament Election on 23 May, a clever Earthling set up this link for you to fund the cost of the pricey deposit. Will I agree to run if the goal is met? MY ANSWER: YES! gofundme.com/lord-buckethead-v

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LordBuckethead/sta

Friday night, time to learn some programming!

I streamed a Go-programming crash course for everyone interested in learning the language this afternoon, and a bunch of people joined me over on Twitch. Thanks everyone, that was tons of fun!

If you missed it (or want to re-watch the edited stream), the video is live now!

YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=uMA8wJ6xA_

PeerTube: peertube.social/videos/watch/4

Also fifty shades is the most vanilla BDSM I have ever seen in my entire life. Ultra vanilla. So vanilla it's like a series of bowls filled with ice cream doing the salsa

Been watching fifty shades of grey recently with the boyfriend.
Just on the second film - seamingly they didn't learn from the last film & learn how to write' or direct, or act.

A true force of nature in awfulness

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