what did i miss y is everyone moving to berries

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just saw a mural that said "you mattered" which is a really worrying use of past tense

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If you think abt it. We're our own killing game in a way. Many left but ttheres still millions here and we literally cannot escape because we come back to this app like 10 minutes later so that means we're all gonna be exterminated in like 5 seco

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i want to be. a funneyman. pls give me wisdom funneymen of mastodon

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i have no self control anymore i casually said “i kin herobrine” in class and no one responded help help help

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*has a fever dream* *wakes up* *writes sasumorty smut* *dies*

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yo rick and go won both kinda snapped in pickle4eva

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*casually joins discord server just to watch everyone talk*
👁️👄👁️

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i should become a producer pickle4eva kinda goes hard...

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the year is 2222. we have to utilize man made lakes for sustainment. the lakes are filled with bong water.

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friendly reminder to drink at least 7 cups of bong water every day!

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