wife: *banging on thick oak door* goddammit we're locked out again

me: *producing a woodpecker from under my coat* are we tho

what if like penis-havers could voluntarily wiggle their pee pee

Bad lewd shitpost 

@Balina @AzureHusky "Anna! She's as cold as ice."

"Strange magic here. Anna, your life is in danger. There is cum in your heart, put there by your sister. If not removed, to solid cum will you freeze. Forever."

"What? That's kinda hot."

y'all, i haven't been on here in MONTHS due to stress of moving from domain to domain, but now I don't know who is alive on this platform here anymore and now I'm :')

i have a disease that makes me go on the internet its called being a fucking idiot

-runs up and slams against glass of my enclosure and 8reathes so hard it fogs up and draws a little heart in the fog- 8ro. we r vi8ing.

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

gay levels are at 100%

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