War Dough @littledidheknow@mastodon.social

I've had this file sitting on my hard drive for months and I need to delete it. unfortunate.jpg https://mastodon.social/media/7K-lxPpaqzLq-LPegds

No I'm not.

It's almost 2am and i have an insatiable urge to make a pizza oven. i need land and clay. Someone give me clay. Will pay you back in pizza.

Can I become a hardcore XFL fanatic ironically?

I can't accurately describes how excited I am about this charging hub we just ordered. Cable management is my patriotism.

Whenever I'm connected to free WiFi and it requires me to accept their TOS but my phone doesn't tell me to authenticate I'll go to a non https website to get redirected. (Un)fortunately many websites have upgraded to https. One website I know hasn't: Breitbart. So that's my go-to for getting on wifi.

My girlfriend and I are at a coffee shop right now and she just handed me her phone and said "do that thing where you go on the Nazi website to make free WiFi work."

You will never be able to convince me that Jack Black doesn't sing One Week by the Barenaked Ladies. You could show me undeniable evidence of them recording the song aswell as GPS coordinates of Black's whereabouts during recording sessions and live performances and I'd still be like "Can you believe Jack Black is so versatile that he can act AND perform in two bands?"

I'm trying to get back into writing stories and stuff and at the moment I'm writing something that could be the first horror movie where the bad guy is a raspberry pi so I'm kinda excited and want to finish it.

My shitty handwriting. https://mastodon.social/media/qdP5XesDLcSWrFFBXxw

Suggest a pin or patch to put on my messenger bag. I want a ridiculous one.

Pretend the government shutdown applies to Twitter. twitter.gov is down sorry toot more thx

Also I'm hyped up about turning my raspberry pi into a Pirate Box so I can stream every episode of King Of The Hill wherever I damn well please.

There's a special place in hell for website makers that 'disable' right clicking on the website to prevent copy/pasting text.

Homie, I know how to disable javascript on your website. I hope someone rips off all your content.

Sometimes the worst case for veganism is vegans. https://mastodon.social/media/jvERw_YdSXV60_bMCos

I'm in a Seinfeldian battle with the custodian at my job because he won't speak to me in Spanish even though we both speak it fluently.

I even bought tamales from him.

Nothing.

Also in 2013 they announced they were going to launch a clothing line and that never happened. Do they think everyone forgot? Because I didn't. I super didn't. I want my memorabilia.

I have a strange infatuation with the USPS (United States Postal Service) logo. I don't know why. Maybe because I've always liked messenger bags. Maybe it's just because their logo is cool. I dunno. The point is I want a patch on my bag.

I need to work the word "apropos" into my vocabulary more often.