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We need to overthrow capitalism so we can all hang out and kiss each other and stuff

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That feeling when you are a pot with some goddamn feet

I fucking signed up for some whole other mastodon instance but have already forgotten what it was called

There should be a sexy aftershave/bubble bath called Inbox Zero

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Is your child texting about plums in the icebox? Know the signs.

LOL - Letter of lament
GTFO - Got the fridge open
NP - Nice plums
IDC - Icebox deliciously cold
BTW - Breakfast totally wrecked
WCW - William Carlos Williams

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@Gargron I just realized that Vim bindings are available by default in Mastodon and it made my morning 👍

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