LAURA MICHET @lmichet@mastodon.social

You ever think about how humans on planet earth literally actually believe in the devil as like a real thing, and how much those people suck

I GOT THE GOOD ENDING IN THE RETURN OF THE OBRA DINN AND IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE. I AM A GENIUS

I played that Dragalia game for like 60 seconds and then instantly deleted it because the combat was driving me up the wall

About to watch HOUSE for the 2nd time and I am INCREDIBLY amped up

Just got an ad on the bird site for a TRAIN in my home state (where I have not lived for almost 8 years) urging me to take this train and "spice up my ride."

Upon close inspection of the cities this train serves and the things those cities are known for, I can confirm that this train wants me to get drunk

y'all saw this amazing game pre-announcement on the bird site right https://twitter.com/BlendoGames/status/1052305906531102720

@lmichet just give Pooh the fucking honey and calm the FUCK down, you messed up animals

I just watched the Heffalumps and Woozles song like 3x and all I could think about was how real it is re: my waking life right now

Ocasio-Cortez plays League of Legends!!!! and like 4 people I know have told me about this today haha

@lmichet it’s a good thing I checked because i guess this is still a Valuable Travel Document, not some random thing I can bury in my closet

I renewed my passport recently. I got the new passport last week, and my old passport with the holes punched in it arrived this week. I was idly flipping through the old one, wondering what to do with it, when I realized that my last Chinese visa I got in like 2015 was a TEN YEAR visa that I guess is still valid??? Holy cow. Thanks, old employers, I guess I can go to China a shit ton now?

@lmichet source https://twitter.com/scumbelievable/status/1051148439407484928?s=21

Found this gem on the bird site