Religion Show more
You ever think about how humans on planet earth literally actually believe in the devil as like a real thing, and how much those people suck
Just got an ad on the bird site for a TRAIN in my home state (where I have not lived for almost 8 years) urging me to take this train and "spice up my ride."
Upon close inspection of the cities this train serves and the things those cities are known for, I can confirm that this train wants me to get drunk
y'all saw this amazing game pre-announcement on the bird site right https://twitter.com/BlendoGames/status/1052305906531102720
@lmichet just give Pooh the fucking honey and calm the FUCK down, you messed up animals
Famous Gamerz Show more
Ocasio-Cortez plays League of Legends!!!! and like 4 people I know have told me about this today haha
Passports, visas, surprises Show more
I renewed my passport recently. I got the new passport last week, and my old passport with the holes punched in it arrived this week. I was idly flipping through the old one, wondering what to do with it, when I realized that my last Chinese visa I got in like 2015 was a TEN YEAR visa that I guess is still valid??? Holy cow. Thanks, old employers, I guess I can go to China a shit ton now?
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