kenku @lofikenku@mastodon.social
clown college dropout
i <3 shaun cuckold
Joined Dec 2018
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meat noises approaching you very fast at increndibly high sppeeds
yeow........ yyeow...... yeowyoewyoewoyeoWYEOWYEOWYOEWWW
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I was accosted by slugs. No, that's not annoying.
— Dastot Äkillikot, Ranger
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@lofikenku
Ashes to ashes
Posts to posts
*falls over and starts decomposing on the timeline*
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busting a wet nut for potato salad this fine thursday evening
casually coughs up the potato salad in my lungs into my handkerchief
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i try to be civil to you people but sometimes i get so steamed i have to call a funny jokes hotline just to get my mojo back
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Hey kid and welcome to my duke nukem asmr video. Blow it out your ass. Damn im good.
i'm not gonna lie it would be pretty dope if i was called the king of lies
drinks a ginger ale in the shower nd cries to age 10 years backwards
in my darkest hour i can do naught but yearn i was born peepee the cat
hits the whip on ronald reagan's grave
lets out my final clown honk from atop an abandoned railroad bridge in pennsylvania
there's no sweeter ambrosia than the solution of tears and clown makeup dripping on the linoleum floor of my bathroom
logs on to dramatically sip my coffee and vanish into a fine mist
clown college dropout
i <3 shaun cuckold
Joined Dec 2018
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