kenku @lofikenku@mastodon.social

if she's your girl then why is she keysmashing on my discord server

do furries go into heat

yeah i jerk off so what you're gonna clobber me for it

it's hot as fuck in here feel like a damn minecraft lava block

please god stop being horny and racist online

smonking a generously phat blount in kenkus minecraft house

You: smokes minecraft dirt
your gf: smokes minecraft gravel
me: smokes minecraft Diamond

if your name is derrick i'm so sorry and fuck you

*my garden gnome comes to life*
me: oh fuck gross *smacks it with my shovel*
gnome: *bones crunching*

i get in the shower but all the water keeps calling me a whore for being naked

fuck off kenku

(kenku voice) um..clitoris? hello?