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tattoos my recipe for penis bread on my bones for future generations to recover

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if she's your girl then why is she keysmashing on my discord server

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yeah i jerk off so what you're gonna clobber me for it

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it's hot as fuck in here feel like a damn minecraft lava block

i think i got an evil cat. can i trade her into gamestop? maybe i can get dark souls 2.

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[watching 9/11 happen] wow, are the straights, uh, ok??

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please god stop being horny and racist online

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smonking a generously phat blount in kenkus minecraft house

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You: smokes minecraft dirt
your gf: smokes minecraft gravel
me: smokes minecraft Diamond

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if your name is derrick i'm so sorry and fuck you

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*my garden gnome comes to life*
me: oh fuck gross *smacks it with my shovel*
gnome: *bones crunching*

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i get in the shower but all the water keeps calling me a whore for being naked

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i'm so glad mastodon ended with me having more followers than nico fursuit

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