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guys i think my mastodon might be broken

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tattoos my recipe for penis bread on my bones for future generations to recover

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penisbread.com

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i keep the beat squirting

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hello mastodon :) i am a girl now

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chuffing a dart

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light yagami✅

if she's your girl then why is she keysmashing on my discord server

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light yagami✅

do furries go into heat

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sawyer's archive
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light yagami✅

yeah i jerk off so what you're gonna clobber me for it

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light yagami✅

it's hot as fuck in here feel like a damn minecraft lava block

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i think i got an evil cat. can i trade her into gamestop? maybe i can get dark souls 2.

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no drama vibes chillout guy

[watching 9/11 happen] wow, are the straights, uh, ok??

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MLB✔️

please god stop being horny and racist online

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Duke Nukem

smonking a generously phat blount in kenkus minecraft house

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Bort

You: smokes minecraft dirt
your gf: smokes minecraft gravel
me: smokes minecraft Diamond

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kenku

if your name is derrick i'm so sorry and fuck you

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kenku

*my garden gnome comes to life*
me: oh fuck gross *smacks it with my shovel*
gnome: *bones crunching*

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i get in the shower but all the water keeps calling me a whore for being naked

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nico

fuck off kenku

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i'm so glad mastodon ended with me having more followers than nico fursuit

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