just saw someone refer to a PS4 as a "bloodborne machine"

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Bloodborne wasn't the first game with trick weapons, Perfect Dark has an alt-fire mode for every weapon, including grenades

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one thing i gotta keep trying to remember is that most of the people i've known who have an "intimidatingly cool" vibe actually feel a little lonely and alienated because people are too intimidated to open up to them

cool friends, i'm gonna be earnest and enthusiastic with you, brace yourself

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honestly the best life decision i've ever made is deciding to assume everyone i meet may not be perfect, but means well and is genuinely doing their best

i've been very disappointed once or twice but it's still 200% paid off

food 

Playing the Ocarina of Time modhack for Super Mario 64 and whenever I get stuck my partner opens up their Ocarina of Time official strategy guide in an attempt to help

After rewatching Lord of the Rings I couldn't help but notice that it doesn't pass the Bechdel test and the only few people who aren't completely white are Foreign and Evil

I need to start making a list of games where female characters are faster in speedruns for obscure reasons, there are so many

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Body horror, capitalism, shitpost 

The 3 stages of a Discord relationship:
- Meeting on a server
- DMing each other all day long
- Having a server with 11 text channels, 2 voice channels, 7 bots, and 19 roles as well as 5 extra servers for emojis

my social anxiety be like:
crowd of people: fine
group of 5 people: oh no oh fuck
one other person: fine

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This is a friendly reminder that when two people on the fediverse have a disagreement, you don't *have* to express your opinion about it in their mentions, use the opportunity to make a loosely-related political point, or join a spiralling public drama about it.

It can be hard to break the habits we formed on platforms where techbros have monetised our negative emotions, divisions, and innate desire to belong. But your activist energy can be better directed, and your mental health will benefit.

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Upset to discover that JK Rowling is anti-trans? Need something to fill that hole now that Harry Potter is cancelled?

May I recommend KA Applegate and her Animorphs books which are (imo) much better and deeper. Fun fact: she has a trans daughter who she's very supportive of

Security through obscurity: the hatch on my partner's car is broken and can only be opened by applying pressure to a specific point and using the handle

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if you think of something nice to say to someone, then just say it, you will both feel good

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