Pinned toot

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees,

they told me your sins, how you hurt them, it’s true

for the trees have no tongues, and soon neither will you

play is sold out tomorrow night, and almost sold out tonight. this is the single scariest thing that could have happened

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees,

they told me your sins, how you hurt them, it’s true

for the trees have no tongues, and soon neither will you

This notification worries me a bit

'@lorax followed you'

My body may never be found.

You might think you can run, so far far away

But you hurt my trees and now I’ll make you pay

I don’t bring armies or money to this battle of wills

But what I do have

is a very particular set of skills

@lorax ok, I get it. but I am using it to turn more of my worthless, wasteful grass lawn into productive gardening space for herbs and veggies. plus wildflowers for my neighbors bees

The woods can be quiet, the woods can be loud!

Depending on what kind of animal’s around!

But if you come blaring music and scaring Bambi

Remember, my garrote is as quiet, as quiet can be

Recycle what you can whenever you may!

Compost all those peels and throw less away!

Reduce and reuse and recycle, my chums!

Or I’ll use my pliers to take off your thumbs

TIL that in the state of WA a beached orca is considered a hazardous waste site because it has such high levels of PCBs in its blubber.

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Marshes are squishy and mushy, and come in so many forms!

They serve several species, and stop flooding from storms

But threaten these swampy swamps, these protected wetlands,

and you better back up before you catch these hands

@lorax
Woods, no need to worry, there's no need to fear
No need to be frightened, the Lorax is here!
Hikers and walkers can do what they wilt
Lest they damage the forest, then their corpse is in silt.

You can grow strong and tall with your roots deep and wide
Protection from loggers he swears he'll provide.
If any one person should damage a pine,
He'll sneak up behind them and shatter their spine.

Whatever you bring in, bring out when you go!

A litterbug’s literally the worst thing I know!

Your trash is not welcome, not here in the woods

Cause I know Smokey the Bear, and he’ll fuck you up good

Following @lorax was probably the best thing I did this week.

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