Pinned toot

A threatening threat 

The woods are so pretty on a bright summer’s day

Come hiking and let all your cares melt away!

But if you’re near others, wear a mask that fits well

or the Lorax will come and send you straight to hell

standing guard in front of my wife's bedroom door in full tactical gear, ar-15, and night vision goggles to prevent myself from getting cucked, utterly oblivious to the stream of neighbours climbing in thru the window to fuck her

A threatening threat 

The woods are so pretty on a bright summer’s day

Come hiking and let all your cares melt away!

But if you’re near others, wear a mask that fits well

or the Lorax will come and send you straight to hell

A threatening threat 

Keep an eye on your campfire, when you're out in the park!

Prescribed burning is useful, but not from a spark!

If this place goes up in flames and this nice forest dies

I’ll tell Woodsy Owl to go straight for the eyes

A threatening threat 

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, it’s my duty to do!

they told me your sins, and how you hurt them, it’s true!

for the trees have no tongues, and soon neither will you

A Threatening Threat 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you damage these trees

I’ll be coming for you

Whatever you bring in, bring out when you go!

A litterbug’s literally the worst thing I know!

Your trash is not welcome, not here in the woods

Cause I know Smokey the Bear, and he’ll fuck you up good

A threatening threat 

You come with your axes, you come with your saws!

You even try skirting our protective laws!

I know you are near here, these cuts are still fresh

And if a saw can cut wood

it can also cut flesh

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A comic. A girl's brain says Pyotr Kropotkin. She is unfased and says "i love that". The girl's brain then says the lorax movie, which mortifies her.

A Threatening Threat 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you damage these trees

I’ll be coming for you

A threatening threat 

You come with your axes, you come with your saws!

You even try skirting our protective laws!

I know you are near here, these cuts are still fresh

And if a saw can cut wood

it can also cut flesh

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