I break knees for the trees
A threatening threat Show more
The woods are so pretty on a bright summer’s day
Come hiking and let all your cares melt away!
But if you’re near others, wear a mask that fits well
or the Lorax will come and send you straight to hell
standing guard in front of my wife's bedroom door in full tactical gear, ar-15, and night vision goggles to prevent myself from getting cucked, utterly oblivious to the stream of neighbours climbing in thru the window to fuck her
Keep an eye on your campfire, when you're out in the park!
Prescribed burning is useful, but not from a spark!
If this place goes up in flames and this nice forest dies
I’ll tell Woodsy Owl to go straight for the eyes
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, it’s my duty to do!
they told me your sins, and how you hurt them, it’s true!
for the trees have no tongues, and soon neither will you
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Roses are redViolets are blueIf you damage these trees
I’ll be coming for you
Whatever you bring in, bring out when you go!
A litterbug’s literally the worst thing I know!
Your trash is not welcome, not here in the woods
Cause I know Smokey the Bear, and he’ll fuck you up good
You come with your axes, you come with your saws!
You even try skirting our protective laws!
I know you are near here, these cuts are still fresh
And if a saw can cut wood
it can also cut flesh
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A comic. A girl's brain says Pyotr Kropotkin. She is unfased and says "i love that". The girl's brain then says the lorax movie, which mortifies her.
“Your toots are a hoot! 🦉 ”
Only you can prevent the @lorax's rage
@lorax Long Live Lorax
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