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Why libraries are the greatest places on earth:

- books
- free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- quiet, so quiet, so peaceful is heaven
- people leave you alone
- also movies and computers and things
- staff literally know everything and want you to know everything thanks
- you can stay the whole time they're open and not have to pay anything at all
- you can get lost in the big ones and that's cool
- mmm smells of wisdom

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"Your t-shirt is spelt wrong"
"No it isn't"
"Yeah it is"
"No it isn't, I've been a fan since I was a kid I think I know how it's spelt"
"Are you sure you're a fan? Name a song on their first album"
"Everlong"

Htf can you not figure out you're being trolled

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Time for some sort of federated Etsy alternative, I see.

Etsy's screwing both vendors and buyers by pressuring vendors to include shipping in item price. Prices go up, no way to accommodate for different regional shipping, and Etsy's "cut" goes up as they then get to take a share of the shipping cost too.

One of many reasons why I don't sell much anymore.

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I promised God I would never do this again, but God doesn’t know that the devil’s lies are his truths.

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Anyone have a direct line to Cthulhu?

This world needs him now more then ever.

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See someone having a bad time? Make sure to tell them they look like they're having a bad time! Nothing helps more, do your part.

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Concept: A smart, well fitting polo shirt but with a little cock and balls shaped logo embroidered on it

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since I'm currently on antibiotics I have decided to get a few open wounds and go rolling around in the dirt. lol come and get me bacteria, i fucking dare you

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one of the most eye opening experiences of my life was watching Scary Movie again after having held the belief as a young'n that the first ones were good then it started to get worse and realising that no, they were in fact always ridiculously terrible and I was just stupid and had a stupid child brain

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A quote from last night's dinner conversation:

"Mr. Rogers was basically the O.G. Kindpunk."

#KindPunk
#Thoughts
#HeadCanonAccepted

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