Mastodon (the father), Mastodon (the son), Mastodon (the holy spirit)

Order. Here is a picture of me yelling “Order!” riding high upon a giant flying flamingo over parliament like Daenerys Targaryen on her dragon.

All credit goes to Jim'll Paint It: twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/statu

LOL! Nachdem ich die Tage mit meiner #Kreditkarte bei Flixbus nicht mehr ohne #MasterCardIdentiyCheck buchen konnte, dachte ich, ich schau mir das mal bei meiner Sparkasse an.
Ich brauche also die App #SIDCheck.
Im PlayStore Bewertungen checken ...
... Durchschnittsbewertung 2 von 5 Sternen?!? ... 😂 (Bei 2028 Rezensionen)
Chapeau #Sparkasse!! Das ist doch mal ein echtes Aushängeschild für die Qualität Eurer digitalen Kompetenzen!
Fingerabdruck, Root-Sperre, Android4.0 supported ...
Ihr Clowns!

We all know that Google (with Chrome-ium) has at least close to 90% of the browser marketshare on the internet.

Which is your primary browser on your computer?

Remember that Brave, Opera and Edge are Chromium derivatives. I consider Safari to be separate since it's Webkit and not Blink.

Retoot this to get more votes in.

#poll #browser #firefox #chromium

Wow.
Im britischen Parlament steht der Bullshit-Level bei mindestens einem Meter und dann passiert so ein Highlight. Respekt!

My dream for Mastodon is for it to be a viable choice as a publishing platform for any creator. In other words, for people to not feel like they're locked in to Twitter or Instagram if they want to be professionally successful.

Seit einigen Wochen lausche ich diversen Podcasts. Mein bisheriger Favorit: Der Denkangebot Podcast von @kattascha

- Interessante Themen
- Angenehme Stimme
- Mit Interviews
- Insgesamt toll aufbereitet
- Kein blödes, belangloses Gelaber über Wetter und Co. (solche Podcasts fliegen bei mir direkt raus)

Empfehlung: denkangebot.org/

/r/relationships: my lich partner (???nb) seems to be constructing a kind of portal in my (30f) basement but when i ask what it's for they cackle and shout "ETERNITY BECKONS"

Which name do you like more for a Mastodon streaming API high-performance binary?

Our reaction to Gab joining the fediverse:

- Blocked Gab domains

- Added Community Guidelines pixelfed.social/site/kb/commun

- Added user level domain blocks

- Added CW to comments

Fascists and Nazis can h*ck right off and are NOT welcome on our platform.

wget 'example.com/Pain%20Management%' # When copying a URL to the command line, you should use single quotes around it to ignore any special characters that are special to the shell, such as parenthesis.

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