Working out
Just some sketches
In art gallery
Two types of defence
Zoloft, Remeron, Effexor. Is it just me or do antidepressant brands sound like the names of Lovecraftian eldritch abominations?
- My wife is gone.
- Oh, so you have finally called that exorcist?
- Oh my god, Cindy is always late.
- Someone should teach her to use protection.
On my wedding cake I will have two little figures - of me and a wedding cake.
Mindy's birthday ended in tragedy when she ate the cake so fast that noone could warn her about a stripper hiding inside it.
- Oh, come on, I'm not that drunk, I can drive!
- Dude, you drank enough whiskey to drown a midget.
Girl: Can you stop the car? I need to pee.
Guy: Again?
Girl: Don't you need to go?
Guy: Fuck no! I'm a man! Real men never pee. We hold it in, we show the water who's in charge.
Girl: How do you get rid of pee?
Guy: We sweat it out when we fight forest fires with our bare fists.
I am so intense I cut my pubic hair with a chainsaw.
Are you calling yourself soldiers!? We might as well try throwing cookies at the enemy, and wait for them to die of diabetes!
