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I want to kiss my wife, but she does not exist
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any freaks on here ?
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Flew too close to the sun so many times I can just do that now like it's no big deal
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Aaahhh!! [in a really shitty accent] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez [back to regular white guy voice] go to bed!! 🙈 its getting late for a senator! 😊
girls suck, dude. i just need my homies.
I love developing an app that stabs you
The only valid sex work is being a boyfriend
ben lasagna
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The amount to which im smart should be weighed against the amounts of times i did whip-its and how long I've been online because considering that im a genius
You know what I'm skeptical
"wehhh wehhh AUTHORITARIAN leftists executed anarchists in the soviet union!!!" yeah thats actually something that i like youre reminding me more and more every day that stalin was, essentially, good.
I NEED A GF
I need a gf or I will drive my killdozer (with Suckin Dick Bought This Van bumper sticker) into a starbucks
hey man i heard that, get this, i heard, are you listening?, i heard that they made a, haha, a, hahaha, a toilet for assholes.
i love FUCKING
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axes 
@lunch 
C A N T C O R N E R T H E D O R N E R
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remember to support are troops this july 4th #july4 #independenceday #linux #mastodev #women
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