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pictured: me coming to terms with Mastodon and accepting it as my new main social media

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imagine actually getting rid of your bots and not flagging everything except bots as nsfw *this post was made by the mastodon hates tumblr gang

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idt anyone is gonna go back to using tungl for everything when weve just experienced staff that take action and care about their platform lmao

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listen I adore Sonic and I live for this franchise. I love even the stuff everyone classifies as bad shit. Butthe poster.... hgn... bad feels...
Also the fact they said they wanted to keep his speed realistic and grounded... u know sonic aint abt that right...

Anyways ignoring the bots on local, i just saw the poster for the sonic movie and tbh..... i wanted to believe but i aint believin anymore...

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well in the wake of this bullshit promo me i’m not popular enough to get the validation that satisfies my monkey brain i post unfunny posts but i’m trans mlm so any hetties out there are legally required to support me

@magnemite i would absolutely show a video but the client im using on mobile doesnt want me to send a video. But this is no japes. You can also try to press the ZL button, and the joysticks as well to see the sounds they make!

Fun fact for clowns: if you own a Nintendo Switch, you can do the following:
Go on the “unlock” screen where they ask you to press a button 3 times, and press the ZR button. It’ll do a honking noise!

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Seeing a tootual get love from other tootual is like two friends from different groups becoming friends and that's such a nice thing

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what if you went to heaven
but god said
you made jokes about masturbation on mastodon

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All NB people ..valid af. All of them. Yes, you too

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I mean I'm NB because that's me but I'm more aggressive about it just to flex on em

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You ever be non binary to flex on the 4chan idiots?

This 1 guy be out here lile hhehehehehhhh ill be so bothersome spamming STATIC ON THE LOCAL!!!
It’s almost pathetic can we get this guy a verified

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