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That Mysterious Yelling Dude @malkosh@mastodon.social

mental health/kink/very lewd Show more

Me, looking nervously around my home feed: H-hewwo? Hewwoooo????

OH!! I found it!!
A. lunaris
Thanks google!! :)
(It's a crab. If they creep u out don't look!)

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Went to the beach and saw some cool crabs! Shufflin' along in the water and eating algae with their weird lil mouths and burrowing under the sand :)
I think they were M. victor? But pretty small... I love identifying cool organisms I see, maybe someone can confirm? I didn't have my phone so I didn't get a pic :(


I... just woke up from a Danny Phantom dream...

I made a cake 90% by myself today and its really good!

apparently a TERF made this to mock trans people and it's actually just the best thing?

TFW YOU REMEMBER YOU HAVE A LONG WEEKEND HEEEEEEEE CK YECK

I'm so in love with this song. I want to take this song out for a crazy night, maybe on the beach or in the woods. I want to become this song. I want to look in the mirror and see this song. I want to hear it in my head all the dang time and dream about it and live inside it

The only thing that I like about the concept of being middle aged is that I know that by then I probably will be mostly at peace with myself

I'm so tired!!!
I'm too tired for exclamation marks...

poem (I haven't written in a while, forgive me) Show more

The lovely thing about being at home is that you can go back to bed whenever you want

mh, neg Show more

can we extract all our useless unfounded guilt and put it in people who actually do terrible things

bad words Show more