METAL HUSBAND @marsbiome@mastodon.social

murk read the "being a pet owner is a fucking delight all they do is piss and shit on you" thing out loud and said "that's me and my muses" jsyk ros

i think roswell got knocked out by their gerbils who took their phone and will probably be stealing their identity

[jyuzo voice] everything is wife city to me.

im imagining deep jyuzo voic "wife city" for some reason

callout post for coyle

- is like that

brain: jyuzo can gently hold an egg in his jaws without breaking it like dogs can
me: what does that have to do with anything
brain: Egg.

i would fight and die for roswell's jyuzo

hiero: mom says its my turn to use the xbox

yuan: staring out the window at night, surveying the cityscape and lost in thought
hiero:

yuan: keeps looking around, feels vague apprehension and has even less patience than normal
yuan:
yuan: WHERE'S THE GREEN THING

thread where yuan tries to chase hiero out but its like a slapstick cartoon

yuan: sprays hiero with water to deter them
hiero: absorbs it and grows slightly larger like those magic growing sponges you get in capsules at the dollar store
yuan: WHAT THE FUC

hierophant is the chemical turning the frogs gay.

hierophant just seems like the kind of entity to be associated with mystery slime

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me: hmmm... what's a nickname for dasque. oh! das!
my hellbrain: *MONSTER FACTORY VOICE* IT'S DAZ

i scream but god doesnt hear me

https://youtu.be/b8HO6hba9ZE bastion coming to kill me for my bad post crimes

okay kids, these are your fathers. this one's not a snake but his name is snake. this one's name isn't gun but he is a gun. any questions

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