thanks to all the beautiful alts who have kindly refollowed me. what beautiful gems you all are.

Seeing libs who are barely to the left of mainstream conservativism get called out for their performative wokeness is good because they all wholeheartedly believe they are amazing and morally righteous people and when people point out they aren't they really freak out

i've been trying out gaming over the past few days. it's pretty good. not sure what all the yelling is about.

any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

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This Toot is Under Construction!!!

~`~ Toot Web RinG ~`~

Plant Microbial Fuel Cells let you enjoy both plants and solar energy at the same time!

Plants use light to produce sugars, and some of those sugars get deposited into the soil via the plants' roots. There, the plant sugars nourish soil bacteria, and with some clever use of electrodes, you can steal a little of the metabolic energy from those bacteria.

Essentially, you're using a living plant as a solar cell. It doesn't give you very much electricity but it's cool. 🌱☀️

Formal notice: Deep dish pizza is now known as "deep". That is all you may now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

today is the last day you can boost this

i hate the fucking birthday bit with my life it will not leave the federated timeline alone

its amazing that it took humans until 2018 to learn that cauliflower can be basically every food

got some great posters for my upcoming mayoral campaign now that rahm emanuel is fucking off

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. But go off I guess


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