Stop Calling It Lucy With The Footbal!!!! Find Another Joke!!!!

why is the terraria art for today's steam promotion so unbelievably horny

Very soon I hope to ask Mastodon what Linux distro I should use

Genuinely surprised by Roy Cooper going ahead with a 30 day stay at home ahead of everyone else. Feels weird for nc to be handling this better than most states.

Amazing how bad birdsite is right now. I go from 0 to panic in like 20 minutes on there rn

going to be at home for a while now b/c of the roni virus and twitter is a depression pit so i guess im back to mastodon. hello mastofam

depression level: made slow cooker adobo at midnight to have a reason to wake up in the morning

mental illness 

i think birdsite literally gave me depression

*trying to impress a bunch of history buffs*

Heh, yeah, me too. I love stuff that happened.

Mutant Standard 0.4.0 is finally here!

- Fonts beta!
- An updated look with hundreds of emoji designs improved
- Lots of new emoji
- Text description data for the visually impaired
- Smaller files!




More info:

#emoji #furry #queer #fonts

I took the bird site off of my phone and every time i go back i immediately remember why i left. it's good to be gone :)

You're at TJ Maxx to buy some cheap kitchen stuff. You're alone. The soundtrack coming over the tinny, bass-reduced speakers seems to know just how alone you are

Please boost!

Do you live in the NY/NJ area?

Are you interested in the basics of unionizing? Organizing your workplace? Or helping others to organize their workplaces?

The Central New Jersey IWW is holding an OT101 (Organizer Training 101) in a few weeks in New Brunswick. You can get there from NYC via NJ Transit.

Free of charge, registration required.

No cops, no bosses, no scabs— so DM me for details if you’re interested!

#IWW #OT101 #solidarity #solidarityforever #theunionmakesusstrong

Marie Kondo: does this item bring you joy
me: does it bring me what

sorry I zoned out there for a second, I just remembered the study that shows that office productivity goes significantly up upon the switch to a 32 hour a week, 4 day workweek and that the leaders of our economy have ignored this because managers care about control more than they do actual productivity

urinetown is a popular musical for colleges to produce because it parodies musical theatre storytelling conventions. the actual plot of it is very fascist and Malthusian propaganda. to the point where the final line of the play is all the characters shouting "hail mathus!"

damnit after a whole year on this damn site i still keep clicking on the mh tags expecting great monster hunter content.

going super saiyan must feel like when you pee after holding it in too long

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