Marie Kondo: does this item bring you joy
me: does it bring me what

sorry I zoned out there for a second, I just remembered the study that shows that office productivity goes significantly up upon the switch to a 32 hour a week, 4 day workweek and that the leaders of our economy have ignored this because managers care about control more than they do actual productivity

urinetown is a popular musical for colleges to produce because it parodies musical theatre storytelling conventions. the actual plot of it is very fascist and Malthusian propaganda. to the point where the final line of the play is all the characters shouting "hail mathus!"

damnit after a whole year on this damn site i still keep clicking on the mh tags expecting great monster hunter content.

going super saiyan must feel like when you pee after holding it in too long

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fishing up a curriculum for people who want to learn to organize their workplace, anyone got any questions

hello it me: Mastodon's answer to the stereotypical Big Twitter Account.

i said 2-3 funny things a very, very long time ago, and now absolutely nobody is quite sure why i have followers.

i welcome everyone new to this platform, and urge them not to disrupt the tenuous power dynamic i rely on for validation like a dumb-dumb!

😝 *mouth fart noises*
✊ *jerk-off gestures*
💻 *subtoots mercilessly*

tumblr's good dude. they have good memes and they're better at them than most of the twitter people. they're weird yea but ppl on twitter have been using the word diaper as a punchline for 10 years now

had a dream that i lived in an apartment in the mall.
im the new mark fischer

no idea how this guy expects to say "I don't trust humanity to set and enforce taboos against things which are demonstrably harmful, so the only thing we can do is keep everyone on earth under surveillance for doing something we don't know what it is yet" and be taken seriously

i for one am proud of being part of the new stronghold of tumblr feminists and sjws

whats fun about tumblr dying is that chuds will still definitely strawman "tumblr feminists" even long after the company is dead

if you're new from tumblr, some small tips if you haven't seen 'em. I joined like 3 or 4 months ago, and think this coulda been helpful: Show more

twitter: please do not say anything mean about nazis. they are our only protected class and we will have to suspend you.

mastodon: to complete the signup process, please hit a nazi in the face with a brick.

me, watching the tumblr exodus from atop my ivory tower: and i thought *our* posts were bad

Why is everyone coming here because of tumblr, is everyone gonna post gifs from shitty movies and caption them by acting like a basic scene summary blew their mind?

more like tumbled out of relevancy

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