Fire. Wood fired pizza. Football. Just finished an Old Fashioned.

Go Chiefs!

Awesome evening.

I don’t really think the rainout was necessary. We could have played.

Cyclones win!

15-1. 5-2 for the season.

Every single player got a hit, and the best defense of the season. I’m super proud of their improvement.

Cyclones win!

13-10. 4-2 on the season.

Scooter got his 2nd home run of the season. ⚾️

And his 3rd. ⚾️ ⚾️

And his 4th. ⚾️ ⚾️ ⚾️

Of course, 3 HR = game ball.

Why yes the Tesla DOES have a car alarm that I knew nothing about. Why do you ask?

Cyclones win! 9-3

3-2 on the season. My little scooter had his first home run of the season.

My son just asked me to “alert social media” that he was taking off his pants.

So, done. ✅

You may have seen a video about using hydrogen peroxide and a hair dryer to clean AirPods and restore lost volume.

It does work.

However, turns out, AirPods are fairly easy to melt.

Don’t ask me how I know.

“You’re sitting on a floor that other people have peed on”

Yep, same table.

“Stop licking your feet”

I’ll take “Things overheard one table over at a restaurant this evening” for $400, Alex.

I run/walk 5 miles a day. Every single day.

I coach a youth baseball team and throw hundreds of batting practice pitches most days.

No problem.

What is it that makes me so sore that I can hardly stand up?

A boxing game for the PlayStation VR. Damn.

After a disastrous batting practice session yesterday, I watched a few Youtube videos on pitching to youth players. Short throwing session this evening went very well. We’ll see how tomorrow’s practice goes.

I’ve always wanted to type “I was not compensated for this toot”

@matthew_cave The meat thermometer, for anyone wondering, is the totally great MEATER. If you grill at all, it’s a must have.

I was not compensated for this toot.

Food, as that seems to upset some. 

Just as a heads-up, don’t use PMs/DMs on Mastodon, and if you have to never share any private information.

Admins of sending and receiving instances can read those, as there is no end-to-end encryption. Even if you trust the admins, instance ownership could change or hackers or government could get in.

Use different tools designed specifically for this.

The Texas Rangers, playing less than 10 miles from my home, had 2 rain delays in today’s game.

I didn’t get a drop. Boo.

Someone please talk me off the ledge.

I introduced my 7 year old to Pokémon.

Didn’t even bother to make this one pretty. No special glass, no special ice.

102 pitches of batting practice. 4 miles of road time. Iced the shoulder. Ibuprofen. Been a pretty good day.

Deep Eddy Lemon and Sprite. Yum.

Did my 5 miles (342 days in a row), practiced baseball with my 7 year old, and then came back and cooled off with a swim.

If I keep this up, sooner or later I’ll be in shape.

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