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Samosas are healthy they have vegetables

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No i will not volunteer for fucking biden, get da fuq outta here

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Yay my ballot was recieved! Now stop fucking texting me

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I AM REGISTERED TO VOTE MY BALLOT IS IN THE MAIL STOP TEXTING ME

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And im not watching the fucking office

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I finally got a Netflix subscription. I watched One Punch Man and everything else looks like trash. What the hell do i watch? Are there good cooking shows?

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No More Deaths Emergency COVID-19 Bond Fund -- they've been paying bonds as fast as possible and their fund is nearly EMPTY!!! No more money = more people possibly dying in detention!!! gofundme.com/f/bond-funds-for-

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(Astute twitterers will note that means he was diagnosed before the debate and before ducking testing at the debate. Oops.)

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A surface level reading would be "trump is the prince" but uhhhhh maybe he's the masque! twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1

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The WH really tried to weld the doors shut, huh? How's that going?

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Me reading Masque of the Red Death in high school: this is a good yarn and dramatically framed but it's kind of implausible

Me now: AND DARKNESS AND AND DECAY AND RED DEATH HELD ILLIMITABLE DOMINION OVER ALL BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If the president dies, they're going to need a 24/7 honor guard at Arlington to make sure no one pisses on his grave. Ppl will put one hand on their flies and get tackled by 4 dudes

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i am getting much better at virtually destroying noobs tho. priorities!

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me 6mos ago: dude i'm going to have so much time to read books

me now while playing video games: man i have no time to read, what gives

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The revolutions podcast rules bc my spouse is a huge history buff and enjoys the history parts but i get to sit there and be like "i know these chucklenuts motherfuckers, time is a flat circle"

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"The majority of Americans probably haven’t heard of Jacobin magazine, but the leading leftist publication holds great political influence among the growing progressive sect of the Democratic Party."

Pure fuckin poetry

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My friend maso is getting evicted by a shitbag landlord (what other kind is there?) And needs money for back rent and moving. Maso is a good human and deserves a good safe place to live gf.me/u/yvtwjj

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Lrt: plea deals seem to serve the criminal justice system more than they serve defendants or justice

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