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Dropped the cats kibble container, it's a DIY slow feeder now

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Also: fuckin ow this hurts bro. My immune system is mega pissed

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Also im broadcasting an SSID now? That wasn't listed on the side effect sheet

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One new signal message:

"Hey what was this group for again?"

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Lrt makes me wanna tweet some shit that will get my account deleted

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Rip to the sheetz people, hopefully you'll have a real convenience store soon ๐Ÿ˜”

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I had a wawa brisket sandwich last week with swiss and cajun remulade and it honestly was top 3 wawa experiences.

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I have a yarn ball for a project im working on that absolutely refuses to center pull. I damn near need to disembowel it, and somehow the center pull gets tangled in another end (?) and in strands laying parallel to it (?!)

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(This is the social media checker with Q posts on her social media person, apparently she was also fucking around at the capital!)

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I love that my local <type of resturant redacted> sends out a newsletter that's basically the owner's high thoughts + a 15% off coupon. Truly a promotional newsletter that i don't regret signing up for.

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"Oh no i missed the donation deadline"

Yeah you did! But, orgs like Black and Pink, Charlotte Uprising, Emergency Release Fund, F2L, House of Kanautica, Mariposas Sin Fronteras, TransForming, and SNaPCo do this work all year round. You can donate direct!

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And the total campaign raised $86,301 out of $70,000 goal! So there's gonna be a lot of people who can get the resources they need and keep themselves more comfortable.

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YAAAAAY WE DID IT

This is enough for about 3 commissary grants, or 3 bail amounts. Funds are getting dispersed today, and I am so, so happy that trans fam in prison get to buy themselves something nice. Thank you: I can't see amounts or names but I love you all the same!!!

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I'm attending a @LILACPhilly@twitter.com event: Philly Bail Fund Call-a-thon (12/23/2020). RSVP here: actionnetwork.org/events/phill

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Awwww son of a gun, the suspension of jury duty expires Jan 1. I hope they put that shit back

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Lmao i got a jury duty summons. If this shit requires me to sit in a room with a ton of people i am going to BE BIG MAD

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