well well well, i came crawling back. hi everyone, again.

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Like the graphics aren't that good. At least real races have elements of unpredictability and skill.

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I'm at the laundromat and they have a pa lottery thingy with digital slots and digital horse races and digital car races. Who bets on these? Do people realize that these are just computer programs and are quite literally locked to specific probability bounds?

markbot-9000 

Like you cant just throw "potential breakup song" at me with no warning, jesus christ

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Idk what spotify is on lately but the made for you has been pulling all the shitty songs i listened to in high school on repeat

markbot-9000 

just set up moderately complex wireless in my house and everything worked the first time and took me 10 minutes

anyone want me to rub their lottery ticket

markbot-9000 

Storing plaintext passwords and leaning into "booth babe" stereotypes in TYOOL 2021. Hate to fuckin see it

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Lrt: you mean to tell me the tech company that offers cheap ass service and advertises during super bowls with what can only be described as "titty ads" has shitty infosec practices??? Im shocked. This is my shocked face.

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URGENT: PA Legis voting to shut down community bail funds!

Tell your representatives to oppose HB-2046 and protect community bail funds. We keep us free!

Write your rep here:

actionnetwork.org/letters/urge

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i know i have a locked acct but copy paste this shit if you have to. this bill SUCKS a whole lot. it sucks so bad, that I, supreme hater of phone calls, made two phone calls to stop this stuff. please call. it could make a huge difference

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hey buds, pa repubs are trying to retaliate against bail funds. please call your state rep/state senator & tell them NO on HB2046!!!!!

here's a toolkit from dauphin co bail fund: docs.google.com/document/d/1ix

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Okay maybe i should stop tweeting and schedule the booster im overdue for

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markbot-9000 

"Buh buh billionaires are lying about boosters" no you dipshit, that's how nearly every vaccine works. More encounters = more immunity.

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I keep seeing left anti vaxxers on the tl and jesus christ i am BEGGING you to learn the basics about your immune system. This is not a grand conspiracy to pad pockets when it's free at point of service.

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Please tell me you can turn off spaces notifs. Stop shitposting directly into my push notifications

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boss. worker. boss. worker. very simple.

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look, shittalk all the anarchists and anarkiddies you want. at least we can mumble an explanation of "the working class" if we have to.

markbot-9000 

Who would win? A sophisticated digestive system refined over millions of years of evolution or one (1) buttercream cupcake

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