Mark Blaho 🌹 @maximumoverderp@mastodon.social

M O N O B O I

Biscuit biiiiitch

Promising signs: WunderGround's tray notification keeps raising the projected high to keep up with the rising temperature

(surprise! It's 100F!)

It only takes one oversight to ruin your day. If someone can hack one account, they can sometimes jump from site to site and hack more. Don't get owned by Twitter IRL!

(If you're reading this from a shared account do you use Tweetdeck? Do you have a good password? Have you checked your recent logins?)

If ur reading this tweet, you should have 2 factor turned on! If you don't know, check in your security settings. The TL and all its beefs will be there when you get back.

Lmao all these crusty vfw people are coming to the party bc theres no one here and we have too much food

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE ENTERED THE G A Y Z O N E

My graduation party is rainbow themed (without my input) and my dad is trying to get my pronouns right and my shitty tiny gay heart is overflowing 😢

look at these gay ass cupcakes someone made me. Fabulous.

Now shes talking about the move bombing.

Ur fave could NEVER

Lol my aunt is talking abt how she likes china shooting ceos and shit

Literally how is she related to my dad lmaoooo

Does anyone ever remember David Letterman apologizing for being an asshole to Thomas Beatty? He yanked the clips off Youtube (and so did SNL) but Beatty recorded it in his autobiography. It's some wack shit.

peak trans is your shot day lining up with your birthday so you can be the POWER BIRTHDAY TRANS

we're putting together IKEA furniture and we have had to get out the first aid kit two (2) times

change your avi, it is disgusting. you look like a sex offender — will you pay for my plastic surgery https://curiouscat.me/MaximumOverDerp/post/486132653?1527198757

Oh god they're doing the entire category in the bane voice. At least two students look like they're trying to cook up an excuse to leave.

There are people playing quizzo on campus and the staff member leading it is doing the WORST bane impression i have ever seen. Why is everyone who works at this school incapable of having fun without being cringy and fake???

I keep scrolling facebook and seeing people post screenshots of tweets from my radical mutuals. And other people are liking them. Wild.

Gonna make some homemade bubble tea today! Not totally authentic, but I have the right straws at least.

WHY DO I OWN SO MUCH RANDOM SHIT WHY