MCBanjoMike @mcbanjomike@mastodon.social

How many Werthers you got stashed in those cheeks, guy?

Wow, this next presenter combines a completely inscrutable accent with loud mouth smacking sounds. Freakin’ fantastic.

Ugh I am way too tired to deal with this presenter’s accent

I just...got an achievement while planning which sessions I was going to attend? Holy shit, they’ve gamified scientific conferences.

Boy, airports sure are a place where naked classism is still allowed to run rampant

I recently changed what side I keep my wallet on and now my butt feels weird

I'm just now realizing that my spring allergies have been way better this year than usual. Wonder why?

I took my son skating!
He does not know how to skate.
I do not know how to skate.
It was an adventure.

I got lost coming back from the Tim Hortons 😐

I reached into the two bite brownie bag and got two that were stuck together and I ate them in three bites without taking them apart.

Am I going to jail?

Taking some old boxes of books and CDs to goodwill and it is the best fucking feeling

I finally transplanted the jade plant in my office, the poor thing has been too big for its pot for years. Its new digs are pretty swanky! I’m going to try to propagate it so the old pot doesn’t get lonely, either.

Went for my first bike ride of the year and OH RIGHT I HAVE A HEART

Aaaaahhhh it’s so nice outside I don’t want to get up to do the dishes

I’m halfway though s2 of Attack on Titan and holy shiiiiiiiiiit

I woke up this morning feeling...pretty good? Not tired? It was really weird.

Whoa, it's ACTUAL SPRING!

*immediately gets a half-dozen calls to fix stuff in the clinic*

It's grey and rainy this morning, so it's time to put on some Disasterpeace and chill out

Today was pretty sweet, all things considered