kasia @mcdonaldsofficial@mastodon.social

no funny today come back other day thanks

i am become mother, hugger of smalls, supporter of also smalls

today i wore a flowery dress, cooked things i was happy with, and prayed. was nice

me several hours ago: don't worry about the party downstairs, they'll stop before 1am

i get that it's friday n stuff, but... gatherings... lockdown... essential travel... virus...

it's illegal to have a loud party under me while im trying to watch star trek in bed alone

one day i will hug her

My favourite star, we talk a lot at night during Kasia time

addressing the queen as 'my good bitch'

no we can't watch any of the films in my harry potter collection, because my harry potter film collection has no films in it, and that's the way it's going to stay

if you shit in the piss bucket you can't complain if i throw you out of the gamer room

Are they talking about zebra crossings or pelican crossings or what

i sent them this picture for my volunteer ID woooooooo!

klingons are called that because they never leave parties when it's at the end, they just sit around and ask for more snacks

mum: we have toxic nut juice at home

toxic nut juice at home: why was i created

toxic nut juice is expensive these days

oddly satisfying

a teen boy in an expensive leather jacket asking his punk gone lawyer dad about the sex he had in the 70s

Searching for fucking anything