wife left me because i dared her to imagine a more perfect world where everyone gets along, i, foolishly it seems, asked her to walk with me while we do all we can to improve the lives of those around us, she also found my basement poo statues

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"im sorry none of them are of you yet, mickey mouse is just sort of my flavour at the moment" a whole court had to hear a recording of me saying that

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i will boost this everyday, this will be how i am remembered, put it on my grave

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