hello, Mister Large Lizard
while we appreciate your interest in our club, we unfortunately won't be accepting you as a member.
In section 23 of the How To Apply booklet, we clearly outline that the entire body must fit our specifications. We at the Animals That Look Like Ball Sacks Society will not be bending this rule.
We recommend looking at a naked mole rat for an example of one of our most prominent members.
Server run by the main developers of the project It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!